Yes, I Went There.

Judge Judy knows justice
Judge Judy also knows
How to make me feel better
About my life situation

Who's with me there?
Oh come on.
You know you can't resist
Watching the slumlords

Swindle the morons
Out of their hard-earned dope cash
And live to tell about it
On national TV.

But there is more to justice, I fear,
Than morons
Making fools of themselves
In front of ten million viewers.

Passing Wind

...starting a community poem, feel free to add on...like the game of telephone, come on...you know you want to! All the cool kids are doing it...(Maybe I have been working with kids WAAAAY too long...)


You knew it was coming.
How could you not?
With a theme like that,
What else would be hot?

Passing wind, farting, whatever you call it
Will always be friendly
Hilarious and comical
No matter how many times you do it