Showing posts with label terrible haikus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label terrible haikus. Show all posts

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Home Is Where The Mind Is

Cannot speak Swedish
Psychology conference
Here I feel at home

Soles

Breast cancer Nikes
Trading souls for mammograms
We still win, you lose

Monday, March 29, 2010

I Used to Be a Team Player

Wishy-washy whines:
"When is this thing due again?"
Skull versus brick wall.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Where Have All The Complainers Gone?

Life’s complicated
Good thing no one ever whines
Oops, except right here

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Where Have All The Laborers Gone?

Parents foot the bill
Complain, scream, whine, throw a fit
Your life is not fair

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Where Have All The Lovers Gone?

Love is Santa Clause
But no presents here, just coal
Adults cease belief

Sunday, March 7, 2010