A selection of quality (and not-so- quality) works from quality (and not-so-quality) people. You decide which is which. An experiment of sorts in my mind and others, this is what you the faithful readers and writers make it. Have fun with it! Write poetry without judgment.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
nuns, friars, veggies
With a basket of veggies in hand
For he'd lately heard his dear sisters
Complaining of meals that were bland
Sister Catherine, when seeing his bounty
Brought her hands to her cheeks and she said
"Dear brother, I truly must ask you
How you grow tomatoes so rich and so red!"
Said he, "Dear sister, I go out each morning
So early that the birds even hush
And I lift my robes in front of my garden
And these tomatoes are so proper, they blush!"
Some weeks later, Sister Catherine herself
Travelled down to the valley below
To bring a thank you gift to her brothers
For helping their vegetables to grow
Friar Stephen greeted her, asking,
"Dear sister, are your tomatoes much redder?"
Said she, "Dear brother, they haven't changed much
But our cucumbers have never looked better!"
Saturday, February 27, 2010
What's for Dinner Farmer Jim?
Homegrown vegetables are healthy and good,
I would eat them every day out of your garden if I could.
Steamed, sautéed, or thrown in a stew,
Raw is my preference when eating with you.
If I get hungry I know where to turn,
Saliva trickles and tastebuds yearn.
For your succulent harvest,
For the most ripe of your goods.
You labor so diligently and I accept your request
To expend all of my efforts in devouring your best.
Before we enjoy the delicious main course,
Calories must be spent with just the right amount of force.
Turn on some music, grab some wine and relax,
With me in the kitchen you’ll never go back.
I will…
Peel your carrot
Marinate your summer squash
Shuck your corn
Choke your artichoke
Stalk your celery
Deep-fry your eggplant
Toss your salad
Braise your zucchini
Roast your peppers
Salt your cucumber
This five course meal just wouldn’t be complete,
Without a climax of something unique, perfect, and sweet.
Dessert will be had in style and warmth,
When peaches and bananas simmer together at last,
A luscious combination that’s sure to go fast.
A plump, juicy cherry is a luxurious treat,
I’ll give you mine now, if you promise to meet
Me tomorrow for another round
Of vegetable worship, I’ll give you the crown!
So come when you’re ready,
And say it loud if you must.
We’ll feast on the Earth’s bounty
It’s in her that we trust.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
skin
Thursday, February 18, 2010
i love the smell of rubber in the morning
the exhausted groan of a satisfied machine
pushing with pistons its apparatus
into a mold, romancing the container
the vessel
the craft that carries the thing
into existence.
air hisses from hoses, begging its release,
its purge of the dirty
dirty canisters that smear flesh-- it is air
blasted clean by the power
of its own thrust.
they sound the alarm when the stench
and the sweat of their twisted bodies
hovers above them. they come
out of the dark, through the shaftway
back into the part of the world
where the sun shines,
to smoke cigarettes.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Damn that hindsight--it's always 20/20
In retrospect
It wasn't such a great idea
To make snakes out of balloons
It was harmless
I promise
Provided hours of entertainment
For unknowing children ages 6-8
Little did they know
What the final product
Would look like
(No, it didn't get better after painting.)
And the laughter in the staff room
Hours, days, months
Later
They say I'm no good at sexual innuendo
But I've cracked
A "That's what she said"
A few nice times
Before "That's what she said"
Was hip
Before Micheal Scott
No, not one of my finer moments
As an art educator
And creative leader
Of small children
It was messy
Oh damn!
I've done it again
Spot the sexual innuendo there
So yes, there is a lesson in here somewhere
I've never attempted snakes
Again
In my project forays
Stuck to safe subjects
Like faces
With balloons
Anyone?
I am a horrible person.
An add on--I'm on fire tonight!
Don't stop now!
You're on fire
Tonight
Little did we know
The balloons, er, subjects...er
Whatever...
Were WAY too big
Too rough
Not the right size
Not the right shape
ALL WRONG
It won't fit
If only we would have gotten the
Expensive balloons
The longer ones
What went wrong?
Glue makes the stuff
Less slippery
And more slippery
Is that what you want?
I don't know what I want
I'm just the INTERN!
I bet you are learning a lot
At the CHILDREN'S MUSEUM.
OH YES.
OH YES.
YES.
Can I come back next year?
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
New Month, New Theme
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The new month brings the new theme of...you guessed it, SEXUAL INNUENDO. I wouldn't have chosen it myself, but I guess that's beside the point. Something about this month being the month of love or something. Love? Sex? What's that? Unfamiliar and rather, if I might add, uncomfortable territory for this contributor to TPFTP, but I shall keep an open mind. I've always called February "because my life would suck without you" month and I have always recognized those that have given me what I have today. I don't think think of sex when I think of love and appreciation in that view, but I suppose it is time to branch out. For me, and for readers and writers of poetry alike. Get wraunchy! Get down, and get dirty! Ready, set, write horrible, sexual-innuendo laden poetry. And do it now.